Disclaimer: I would not encourage this as a method for endearing oneself unless you are sure that the woman of your dreams is in agreement that awkward is the new sexy.
So, imagine yourself sitting on your pink couch, wearing an oversized track suit while you’re waiting for your chia, buckwheat and hemp seed cereal to coagulate so you can eat it. Then you get a video call over skype. Its your girlfriend, and she’s looking all adorable….
Alyssa: Hey Gorgeous.
Natty: *while attempting to conceal knitting needles* Hi Lyssa.
Alyssa: How’s watching Fringe going?
Natty: I’m working!
Natty: blah blah blah rainbows, kittens, things that are sparkly….
Alyssa: blah blah blah tasty chicken strips, shoes, things that are cuddly….
Natty: What’s for lunch?
Alyssa: I don’t know. You?
Natty: *Holds up bowl of now semi-coagulated cereal towards computer camera and tilts it forward so that the contents are visible*
Alyssa: *makes that about to say something sound*
Natty: NOOOOOOOO!!!! *does that slow motion watching in horror thing as ALL THE CEREAL slides out of the bowl and lands on top of her laptop*
Natty: ALL THE CEREAL FELL OUT OF THE BOWL AND LANDED ON MY LAPTOP!
Natty: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!
Alyssa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I like that your reaction is to take a picture HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Natty: !!!@#$%^ I HAVE TO GO!
CRAP! Oh yeah. I’m totally smooth.